The oldest profession?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 20:24:47

One afternoon a surgeon, lawyer and engineer were sitting in a pub after work and they began arguing about which of their professions was the oldest. "Well," the surgeon said, "in the beginning God took a rib out of Adam's side to make Eve. So God was a surgeon." "Ah," said the engineer, "but long before that, God created the world out of chaos. So God was an engineer first." "Yeah," replied the lawyer, "that's true. But answer me this. Who created the chaos?"

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 6:02:21

omg haha. cool!.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:13:40

lol I like it!!

Post 4 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 10:45:36

Heard that one on a Garrison Keillor radio show. Ah, to have clean, or at least relatively clean, commedy again.

Post 5 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 21:49:34

hehehe nice